I sit back and laugh at the amount of people still regurgitating their meals behind the additional mistresses that have come forth in the Tiger Woods debockle. What made any of you think that man wasn’t getting it in?
I’m conflicted.
Should I seek therapy to treat my lack of ‘I’m not surprised’ ism? Maybe I got it fucked up? Maybe I just never met a man that wasn’t cheating or hadn’t cheated or at least entertained the thought of cheating and did not but for his guilty conscious.
Or maybe I’m fine and instead I should shake the gullible from the collective female gender for actually continuing to believe in this fairy tale called marriage. I am not saying that there are NO couples that are monogamous and happy to be that way. What I am saying is that monogamy is simply implied and not necessarily enforced or desired by default when a man takes on a wife.
When should you worry about your man cheating?
As soon as he walks out the door. And it’s not that your man ain’t shit (only you know the answer to that one) its got more to do with the females out in the world and what your man could mean to their agenda. If your man is a nice person, fine to look at, helpful to those around him, financially sound, talented in any way or out and about in the spot light in any way then you might have a reason to worry.
Why?
Because as we speak he is being offered #coochiecoupons from single and married women that crosses paths with. And don’t for a minute think that all of these women WANT to take your place. Silly girl, silly girl..no, no. The only person who thinks your seat is worth having is YOU. Most girls who carry #coochiecoupons have their own come up to execute your man might be a party to that action. Most women who hand out #coochiecoupons simply want to sample what’s going with your man and you’re free to have him back when they are done.
But what is a #coochiecoupon you ask?
Simple. A #couchiecoupon is an implied invitation to a situation. Not neccessarily an immediate invitation. No real details as to what the situation may be? He doesn’t really care and neither does she.
Do you need more of an explanation?
A #couchiecoupon is an invitation to 'come and get it'.
I hope this little lesson makes you all feel warm and secure now that you know it’s nothing that you did to deserve this. Honestly, it’s not about the wife and it’s not about the misstresses. It’s about the same person as it’s always been about.
Like James Brown said,
“It’s a man’s world” and no amount of paperwork or promises will ever change that fact of life.
© 2009, Tracy Renee Jones. All rights reserved.
Amen!
Oh, that’s what a coochie coupon is. I got a plethora of those things lying around. And probably the reason I don’t use them is out of a sense of guilt which I would much rather prefer to call a conscience. Is not using them out of guilt/conscience a bad thing? And does it mean anything that I do not throw them away, but collect them like whatnots?
Well, I bet you do have coochie coupons laying around (most men do!). And there is nothing wrong with collecting them. I think it’s healthy for both parties in a relationship to keep in mind there are options. You know you CHOOSE to be faithful and that makes me excited for you and the Misses.
Amazing how some women still don’t understand the answer to “When should you worry about your man cheating?”. Great, factual points.
Well, it is out there for the taking. Not doing it because of guilt might not be such a bad reason in my opinion.
“I hope this little lesson makes you all feel warm and secure now that you know it’s nothing that you did to deserve this. Honestly, it’s not about the wife and it’s not about the misstresses. It’s about the same person as it’s always been about.
Like James Brown said,
“It’s a man’s world” and no amount of paperwork or promises will ever change that fact of life.”
That’s a convenient out but it has always been an equal opportunity to mess up out there. Women get propositioned constantly and they have always said yes to somebody. I have yet to meet the woman who didn’t/couldn’t get her shot in.
Thanks for your comment, however, this is not a “convenient out” and it has not always been an equal opportunity to mess up “out there”. The subject of my post was specific to females hence the name “COOCHIE <—- COUPONS". This was meant to highlight the girls who don't necessarily pursue a married man but let him know he can 'see about' if he chose to at some point in time.
"Women get propositioned constantly and they have always said yes to somebody." <===how did WOMEN, THEY and ALL is where u went wrong with this one? Are you implying that ALL women who get hit on at some point in time give up the goods? The virgins MUST be surprised by this….
"I have yet to meet the woman who didn’t/couldn’t get her shot in."…..um…? There are plenty of women who can't get laid..don't fool yaself…
But…thanks for sharing!