They say athletes aren’t too bright. So is that the reason Josh Selby was just outted on the internet as a man who is bi-curious? Why didn’t anyone warm him that his internet cruising might very well turn up with each and every word he typed being displayed for the world to see?

Better yet why didn’t he realize that each word he exchanged with his potential wrestling partner might forever be a digital blip of their romance?

“I’m curious i’m not gay bruh”

Why, oh, why did he have to punctuate the  cliche encounter by adding the typical cell phone in bathroom mirror in slippy saggy jeans and boxers” pose?

Haven’t you boys come up with a better pose to signify your internet boo worthiness?  Isn’t there room for a grander display of sexiness, especially considering the fact that as a rookie in the NBA, I’m sure Josh has access to amazing hotel bathrooms!! He should be able to do better than this.

My dude asked me how was I going to angle this story and there are several ways for me to approach it but for now I’ll just report the news and will leave the deep, dark questions for another time. I won’t accuse the young man of being closeted, or anything else because I don’t know. Cruising on the net for some boo-love is always a risk; I hope the kid doesn’t get too much push back from homophobic assholes. At worst, this is something to chuckle about like any other digital viral pootang. We’re gonna look at you, point, laugh and move on.

Shout out to @iamjustincruz for blowing up his spot. I wonder if your ho stroll will slow down or blow up like Katt Stacks. It’s never polite to kiss and tell but it is what it is folks.

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