Straight out the “Tell Um How You REALLY Feel” box comes this story about McDonald’s and their poor PR move better known as the #McDStories campaign. Maybe McDonald’s should have watched that Wack-Donald’s episode of the Chappelle show before they decided to add a hash tag and sat back expecting the pubic at large to wax poetic about the greatness that isn’t McDonald’s. Maybe they haven’t been watching those Youtube videos, but the rest of us have!

I can’t help but to love the snarf. That’s what the hell McDonald’s gets, when was the last time they actually served food? I see Ronald McDonald and I want to slap the shit outta him, I really thought he was a friend of mine. Not that I lived and died in McDonald’s but like everyone else…I loved the FRIES. And not only was a customer, I am also a former employee.

Memories of preparing McDonald’s food but being too poor to afford to eat it warm the cockle of my heart to this day.

But alas, all that is left to do is for these big, stank ass companies to either change their practices or go the way of the actual healthy meal…straight into a faded memory. Next time you need PR help, might I suggest you contact me, I know plenty of great people who would love to help.

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